Spam Emails, Amusing-Like
Aug. 14th, 2006 01:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pen_gruntToday is apparently the day for commas and hyphens in emails. For three different products:
1. Your Money, Namby-Pambyish
2. Your Cash, Pale-Livered
3. Better Life, Well-Cushioned
They are for, respectively:
A. Sony VIAOs (?!)
B. Cialis (Better lovemaking! Oh my!)
C. Mortgages
Because they all sound like they could be for the SAME kind of investment-related product. Except that when they actually want you to buy a product, they call you "namby-pamby" and "pale-livered". Come to think of it, calling someone well-cushioned is kind of insulting too.
1. Your Money, Namby-Pambyish
2. Your Cash, Pale-Livered
3. Better Life, Well-Cushioned
They are for, respectively:
A. Sony VIAOs (?!)
B. Cialis (Better lovemaking! Oh my!)
C. Mortgages
Because they all sound like they could be for the SAME kind of investment-related product. Except that when they actually want you to buy a product, they call you "namby-pamby" and "pale-livered". Come to think of it, calling someone well-cushioned is kind of insulting too.
