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Dec. 22nd, 2014 05:02 pmMy boss came in while I was surreptitiously putting a bit of lotion on my belly (itchy skin because winter).
Him: WOW! YOU'RE HUGE!!!
Me: Oh. Thanks.
Him (realizing that he's venturing into dangerous territory): No, I mean you're not as big as you should be for how much you've been eating.
Me: And *how* much have I been eating?
Him: Um. So. [Slowly backs out of my office.]
Him: WOW! YOU'RE HUGE!!!
Me: Oh. Thanks.
Him (realizing that he's venturing into dangerous territory): No, I mean you're not as big as you should be for how much you've been eating.
Me: And *how* much have I been eating?
Him: Um. So. [Slowly backs out of my office.]
