Sparkle snake
Nov. 14th, 2014 03:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pen_gruntLast night I was trying on some FancyDresses that I thought might still fit me. Out of curiosity, mostly. My expectations were very low. I have two sparkly dresses that are stretch-fabric that might work if I don't get TOO enormous between now and the party the dress is intended for.
Oh look, here is a pictoral representation of that:
Actually...it was more like this:
I look rather like an overly-fabulous snake who has swallowed an egg and is in the process of digesting.
This anaconda don't want none when the bun's in the oven, hun. Okay, that made no sense. I'll stop trying to be hip now.
Oh look, here is a pictoral representation of that:
Actually...it was more like this:
I look rather like an overly-fabulous snake who has swallowed an egg and is in the process of digesting.
This anaconda don't want none when the bun's in the oven, hun. Okay, that made no sense. I'll stop trying to be hip now.
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Date: 2014-11-14 09:41 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-11-15 04:12 am (UTC)I bought a black maternity/nursing dress from target that worked well for a few events before and after Henrietta was born.
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Date: 2014-11-17 04:33 pm (UTC)BTW: In the future if you want new/more maternity clothes for HB2, I freaking LOVE every single thing that PattyBoutik Mama makes (and it's available on Amazon).