The Bulemic Cats
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pen_gruntNew things that the cats have decided it's FUN to eat:
1. The little plastic tops that we cut off Flav-R-Ices.
2. My rubber hair ties
3. Rubber bands
4. Pea pod ends (Seriously kitty? You'll eat peas and I can't even get my fiance to be in the same ROOM as me if I'm eating them?)
5. Little brown ants (Which were probably attracted by the ends of said Flav-R-Ices.)
Not just nibble. Not just chew, but actually eat. Their latest thing is gobbling up the little brown ants (the tiny, non-bitey ones) by the mouthful. Seriously. Yech. They GORGE on the ants.
In fact, I can imagine this conversation in their little kitty brains (I imagine them speaking with a French accent...don't most cats know French? Come on, no one else thinks that?):
Kitty #1: Oooh, zees ants are delish.
Kitty #2: Yees, but I fear I eat too much. Soon I will be ze fat cat, no?
Kitty #1: Tis true, you are ze fat pig.
Kitty #2: I am ze cow, just look at zees legs! I must rid ze body of zees delicious ants.
Kitty #1: Purge, purge my friend.
Kitty #2: Ahh, I ahm so ashamed of myself. *hork*
And then they leave little messes right where I'm about to step...with clean socks. Binging and purging--NOT cool. Lemme tell ya, they don't have time to chew all those ants properly. Live ant vomit. Yum.
Okay. That was strange...and kinda gross (hence the cut)--but I'm in total scripting mode since I'm working tonight. Sometimes you just need to let the weirdness seep through.
Oh! Las Vegas: August 18-24. LONG show. *gag*
Zis means I must get ze summer dress clothes for work.
1. The little plastic tops that we cut off Flav-R-Ices.
2. My rubber hair ties
3. Rubber bands
4. Pea pod ends (Seriously kitty? You'll eat peas and I can't even get my fiance to be in the same ROOM as me if I'm eating them?)
5. Little brown ants (Which were probably attracted by the ends of said Flav-R-Ices.)
Not just nibble. Not just chew, but actually eat. Their latest thing is gobbling up the little brown ants (the tiny, non-bitey ones) by the mouthful. Seriously. Yech. They GORGE on the ants.
In fact, I can imagine this conversation in their little kitty brains (I imagine them speaking with a French accent...don't most cats know French? Come on, no one else thinks that?):
Kitty #1: Oooh, zees ants are delish.
Kitty #2: Yees, but I fear I eat too much. Soon I will be ze fat cat, no?
Kitty #1: Tis true, you are ze fat pig.
Kitty #2: I am ze cow, just look at zees legs! I must rid ze body of zees delicious ants.
Kitty #1: Purge, purge my friend.
Kitty #2: Ahh, I ahm so ashamed of myself. *hork*
And then they leave little messes right where I'm about to step...with clean socks. Binging and purging--NOT cool. Lemme tell ya, they don't have time to chew all those ants properly. Live ant vomit. Yum.
Okay. That was strange...and kinda gross (hence the cut)--but I'm in total scripting mode since I'm working tonight. Sometimes you just need to let the weirdness seep through.
Oh! Las Vegas: August 18-24. LONG show. *gag*
Zis means I must get ze summer dress clothes for work.
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Date: 2006-07-27 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-27 03:59 am (UTC)Not as gross, simply because it's not as big. That, and ants can't really hold a candle to junebugs in the grossness department. It does, however, makes me think of how many live ants were swallowed. Methinks I wouldn't want my food trying to crawl back OUT again.
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Date: 2006-07-27 04:02 am (UTC)Well . . . y'know . . . some people are into that kind of thing.
I imagine it would make the purging easier . . .
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Date: 2006-07-27 08:08 am (UTC)I can totally picture it, though. We get the occasional Giant Black Ant and the cats go BATSHIT over it until it is dead and consumed. If there were bunches of little ones they would do the exact same thing.
Cat Facts
Date: 2006-07-27 12:29 pm (UTC)Re: Cat Facts
Date: 2006-07-27 02:10 pm (UTC)I loves them, I do.
Wishing them death does not make me MORE fond of anyone that expresses said wish. *raises eyebrow*