Jaundice.

[pen_grunt]

My co-worker just asked me if I am wearing tights.

No, no. I'm very jaundiced in the legs and my skin always wrinkles and folds like that. Stop talking about it, I'm self-conscious of my kidney failure*.

*Also the hair coming out of my armpits. Because capturing lower-half outfits using the Maccybookie Cam is always SO natural looking.

Comments

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

You should consider braiding your 'PitFro.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

There is a firm limit to my hippie-ness, and that line is drawn at armpit hair braiding.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

How 'bout suspending a miniature Afro pick in it?
Come on. Be a pal.

[tediousandbrief.livejournal.com]

I really like the skirt! I'm a big fan of tartan though.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I love fall dressing.

[tediousandbrief.livejournal.com]

Ya!

I need to find myself another Tartan neck tie, come to think of it.

[sacramentalist.livejournal.com]

Look, if you want to show off your wrinkled gams and cool outfit, you don't need a ruse. Just share :)

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

But I love ruses!