Overheard at work...
Mar. 8th, 2006 08:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pen_gruntJust some cute li'l exchanges with the new president of the company:
Him: I like working with you Missy. You're very odd.
Me: Odd?
Him: Yes, you're very weird...very strange...kinda...from another...
Me: Planet?
Him: Something like that. Coming to work is like having the Circus come to town.
Me: I'm flattered, really.
Him: I don't like cats.
Me: Why don't you like cats?
Him: They're just...they're dishonest.
Me: How can an animal be dishonest? They don't talk.
Him: They're just always sneaking and slinking around.
Me: That makes them dishonest?
Him: That and the purring. The purring just [he shudders] the purring just creeps me out. It's not right.
Me: [big ole' eyeroll]
Hmm...methinks he'll fit right in. He figured out that I'm odd in record time. Wonder how he arrived at that conclusion?
Him: I like working with you Missy. You're very odd.
Me: Odd?
Him: Yes, you're very weird...very strange...kinda...from another...
Me: Planet?
Him: Something like that. Coming to work is like having the Circus come to town.
Me: I'm flattered, really.
Him: I don't like cats.
Me: Why don't you like cats?
Him: They're just...they're dishonest.
Me: How can an animal be dishonest? They don't talk.
Him: They're just always sneaking and slinking around.
Me: That makes them dishonest?
Him: That and the purring. The purring just [he shudders] the purring just creeps me out. It's not right.
Me: [big ole' eyeroll]
Hmm...methinks he'll fit right in. He figured out that I'm odd in record time. Wonder how he arrived at that conclusion?
