Overheard at work...

[pen_grunt]

Just some cute li'l exchanges with the new president of the company:

Him: I like working with you Missy. You're very odd.
Me: Odd?
Him: Yes, you're very weird...very strange...kinda...from another...
Me: Planet?
Him: Something like that. Coming to work is like having the Circus come to town.
Me: I'm flattered, really.

Him: I don't like cats.
Me: Why don't you like cats?
Him: They're just...they're dishonest.
Me: How can an animal be dishonest? They don't talk.
Him: They're just always sneaking and slinking around.
Me: That makes them dishonest?
Him: That and the purring. The purring just [he shudders] the purring just creeps me out. It's not right.
Me: [big ole' eyeroll]

Hmm...methinks he'll fit right in. He figured out that I'm odd in record time. Wonder how he arrived at that conclusion?

Comments

[llythefaerye.livejournal.com]

I think that's one of the best compliments I've heard in a long time . . .

[irishinmn.livejournal.com]

Hes right about the cats though ....

Cats are evil .....

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

No animal is inherently evil.

...that whole torturing the "prey" before killing it....

...completely normal, I swear.