Santa Meme

[pen_grunt]

This has been going around. I wasn't going to post it until I found out that I'd invaded Iraq AND committed genocide. I've been REALLY naughty, apparently. Oh well, I don't need Santa gifts for Christmas anyway.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May marciamarcia and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sarcasma (-5000 points). In January I donated bone marrow to irishsbuffy in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5436 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, pen_grunt

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Comments

[marciamarcia.livejournal.com]

Wow, bank robbery. It's really a shame the haul was so small, otherwise I could be working on the great american novel in Jamaica right about now.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

It really is. Apparently, it's not that horrid an offense either. (Only -50? Really?)

I always wanted to write on an old typewriter camped up in a treehouse in Brazil. Then I learned about the head-burrowing insects, and that dream waned. Well, it's the insects AND the lack of funds, really.

Bank robbery would help though.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

Wow, I think you're the naughtiest person on my FL!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Well, you can't really top genocide AND improper invasion (and the breaking) of an entire country.

Genocide?

[luno.livejournal.com]

And all you get is a spanking?

That better be one hell of a spanking, miss.

Re: Genocide?

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Apparently that's the going rate for genocide nowadays, not to mention the invasion and destruction of Iraq. *shrug* Sorta makes sense, current events considered.

[irishsbuffy.livejournal.com]

I love it.... thanks for the marrow

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Don't say I never did anything for you. Just remember that. :P