Who says criminals are smart?
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pen_gruntAn update from the last post (in which my camera was stolen from my sister's house by someone who had broken out of the hospital):
No one ever said that criminals were smart. That's why they have whole sections online, in print, everywhere, devoted to dumb criminals.
This person, who broke into the house and stole my camera, is not that bright.
He decided to remove his medical ID bracelet in the house... And throw it in the recycling (which my sister sorts). At least he's an environmentally aware criminal.
So now we have his name, birthday, SS#, and date of hospitalization. He's 28 years old. He is named Isaiah. He was in the hospital on Tuesday. He took my digital camera.
Ha.
No one ever said that criminals were smart. That's why they have whole sections online, in print, everywhere, devoted to dumb criminals.
This person, who broke into the house and stole my camera, is not that bright.
He decided to remove his medical ID bracelet in the house... And throw it in the recycling (which my sister sorts). At least he's an environmentally aware criminal.
So now we have his name, birthday, SS#, and date of hospitalization. He's 28 years old. He is named Isaiah. He was in the hospital on Tuesday. He took my digital camera.
Ha.
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