Can't take me anywhere
Dec. 16th, 2021 03:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
pen_gruntWe have about 30 phones we programed to be keypads, so our TSA process is extensive. John is our tech.
John, going through TSA: That's a half hour of my life I'll never get back.
Me: Sure, but at least you got to strip down in front of strangers.
John: There's that.
Me: I'm sure somebody, somewhere has that fetish and going through TSA is the highlight of their day.
John: Yes, make me take out my electronics!
Me: You want my shoes off?
John: Hit me with your radiation.
Me: Scan Me harder, daddy!
Half the tram then whips their heads around. Can't take me anywhere.
