Superpowers

[pen_grunt]

Me (looking out at thunderstorm): Well, I guess I'll be running inside tonight.
Officemate: Yeah, with the lightning and all...
Me: Yeah. Unsure of the effects of a lightning strike on an unborn fetus. ...although...
Officemate and me together: Superpowers!
Officemate: That's how it happens!
Me: Totally.

Comments

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Struck by lightning + running + Scandanavian = The Overly Polite Flash.

Excuse me-'scuse me-'scuse me!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Pardon, I don't mean to interrupt your crime, but would you kindly knock it off? I mean...if you feel so inclined?

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

You're gonna have to get 'em a pickup truck and an Ed Hardy shirt for Stank Attitude enhancement.

[eyelid.livejournal.com]

Awesome origin story!!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've seen the mom-struck-by-lightening-so-fetus-develops-super-powers storyline before. I should make a book!

[fontosaurus.livejournal.com]

Lightning strikes have not been proven to not cause superpowers.