The Closer

The Closer, live blogging. Because I fucking love stand up. And I can't resist a controversy.
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Dave Chapelle looks fucking puffy.
He doesn't even look like him.
Stage design is stupid.
Lols at preacher joke. Because wtf, catholics.
Dude has not aged well.
Mjohnson of corona is cute.
Ummm... the audience is super generous.
Space jews? I mean. It's not that offensive, but also... the punchline is... space jews for no reason?
Maybe he needs more coke? Because it's low energy comedy.
"This is my last special because..." oy, what a pre-frame.
10:27 i need more wine.
Unpaused. Getting into the lgbtq community.
Oy.
DaBaby shot and killed someone in Walmart, but you better not hurt a fat person's feelings.
Uh oh.
Can a gay person be racist? Look at Mike pence! Okay. But. Stop calling shitty people gay to weaponize homophobia.
"Make these buttholes ugly to me" lol
Oy. Compare and contrast gay rights to black American racism. Oy.
Newer gays too sensitive. Too brittle. Mkaaaaay. You like your gays gloryholeless and in the closet.
Dude. Why is this set about being gay? Write what you know. Or clearly not.
Mlk glory hole integration...lol.
The defensiveness of a brittle dude. Can't be a brittle gay, but can be a brittle famous person.
Oy. Texas Homosexual.
Dude, Dave. Why is this your set.
Aaagh. He called the police. Gay people are minorities until they need to be white. Truth.
Uh oh. Oh no. "Beat up a lesbian in a night club...no, bitch i didn't even know you was a woman" joke. Fuuuck, m'dude. There are so many other topics. Try one on...
"Lesbian fellow"
Misgender. Misgender. Misgender.
What the... fuck.
The suit is so shiny and so stressed at the belly button.
"I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets" (on beating up a masc lesbian) oyyyyyyy.
"I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch"
Duuuuuuude
Pullin at the too-tight suit.
Hippie strippers... okay.
Chappelle's neck is like walmart bargain chicken rotisserie
Is this whole act responsive instead of innovative?
This is peak snowflakage.
She's not the first woman who said I hate women...
Why the fuck, dude, is your set about lgbtq and feminism. Punchity punch down. My god. You're better than this.
Every time I look back at the screen I'm distracted by how pulling his suit is.
Oh. Sojourner Truth. Repeating the "aint i a woman" myth from the white women rewriting SJ? But maybe he's going somewhere.
Nope.
I supported the me too movement. But the way they handled it was stupid. True. Performative activism is terrible. But also. Has no recognition of the origin of me too.
Eerrrrrgh...
Oh. My. God. "If these women were serious they would have fired their agents" HOW MUCH POWER DO YOU IMAGINE WOMEN HAVE. SPOILER... NOT THAT MUCH.
Wowza that victim blaming.
Why is. His special. About this.
"Everyone gets mad at me..."
Maybe it's YOU My dude.
Oyyyyyyyy
Single button not your suitcoat friend. Can't get over it.
Oyyyyy
Transphobic comedian dave Chappelle.
Well.
There you go.
What. The. Fuck. About trans. Bathrooms.
Also he's got it backwards. No one with a skirt is going to pull it up at a urinal THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS.
jfc. I want to like this so much, but. Fuck.
Going onto juneteenth.kay..
Yeah. Good point, slavery perpetuating. ... SPACE JEWS IS YOUR PUNCHLINE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK.
Going into more trans stuff
...oyyy. I hate flailing comedians
Omg. He cited punching down.
WHILE DOING IT
Sort of masterful if you're into that.
Weaponizing the concept of punching down is...wow. wtf.
Every time I look at the screen he's weirdly skeletal puffy.
Dude. You know you're transproblematic and you're leaning in. Cool.
Top shelf joke funny!
Lolz at $16 round joke.
"Trans-bitch" all the time. Great.
80s gay joke... also funny!
Arghhhhh.
Why, is the thing. Why is this the crux of his comedy? It's fucking lazy. My God..