Memery yoinked from sarcasma

Unabashedly stolen from sarcasma because I always find Zodiac stuff amusing. I mean, I know about the whole Barnum effect (where the general statements are so broad, that they could apply to anyone--i.e., "You sometimes like to be alone"...because, well, everyone SOMETIMES likes to be alone), but it's still fun to see what I "am" in the eyes of the Zodiac. So:

Instructions: Copy your month (look under the cut), strike out anything that you feel doesn't apply to you, and bold anything that super-duper applies to you. Then post and put all the months under a cut for others to use.

My strikey-boldness WITH [commentary] (lucky you):

MAY: Stubborn [Yeah, I'm a friggin MULE most times] and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts [My thoughts alone could be used to stab and maim, WTF? Sharp thoughts?]. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. [As opposed to shallow feelings...but with the strikethrough I've established that I do, indeed HAVE feelings] Beautiful physically and mentally. [I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean--I'm mentally beautiful?] Firm Standpoint. [I.e., Stubborn maybe?] Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). [That's right folks--come see the amazing one-half-brain lady!] Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance.[I'm not crossing it out, per se, but WHA? I can SEE your THOUGHTS.] Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical.[Good physical...what? Do they mean physique? Do they mean physical condition?] Weak breathing. [Hmm, good physical but weak breathing? Something isn't jiving here] Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. [How about just LIKES traveling...or...travels?] Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. [Because you KNOW I'm trying to push D for 3 instead of the planned 2...but what is "many"?] Hardworking. High spirited. [Spirited...like a horse?] Spendthrift.


( And Para Ti )

Today, I am a thief.

More stealing. Stolen from llythefaerye (who, incidentally, managed to NOT be in any of the pictures by means of being the photographer....likely excuse).

( Bachelorette Gathering Pics )