Cruel and Unusual Work

It's 3 a.m.

You're working on a script (20 freaking pages so far ya wordy people).

For a client who makes FOOD products.

That are mostly cream-cheese based.

You didn't eat dinner...yet.

Torture.



P.S. There are also recipes in the script for things like Nachos, Chili, Chocolate Truffle Cakes, and Pumpkin Muffins. It's official--my boss is trying to fatten me up.

*head shaking*

Only in my line of work can I get a freelance check with the memo field marked:

Pirate.


Arrrgh, Matey!