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Gross, shakie-shakie, gross.
Jul. 6th, 2006 07:41 amGross #1: Cold coffee. I hate cold coffee, which is weird since I really like coffee in general. I can do blended-with-ice or ice-cream coffees. However, even the thought of drinking smooth, cold coffee kinda makes me want to vomit.
My coffee has gone cold.
Drat.
Shakie-Shakie #1: D'ya ever really just want to shake someone? I dunno why we think people will listen better with a good shaking (maybe it just comes from shaken-baby syndrome?), but every now and then adult people need to be shaken. Hard.
Gross #2: It never fails. The cats will wait until I have a pair of clean, dry socks on to have indigestion problems. They will then strategically place their carpet-colored "problem" in a high-traffic area. Gross. I'm convinced that they do this on purpose when mad at me.
Shakie-Shakie #2: Slapping someone is also good. But it seems far less jovial than shaking. And I have a feeling that kind of thing is more effective (or only effective) in the movies.
My coffee has gone cold.
Drat.
Shakie-Shakie #1: D'ya ever really just want to shake someone? I dunno why we think people will listen better with a good shaking (maybe it just comes from shaken-baby syndrome?), but every now and then adult people need to be shaken. Hard.
Gross #2: It never fails. The cats will wait until I have a pair of clean, dry socks on to have indigestion problems. They will then strategically place their carpet-colored "problem" in a high-traffic area. Gross. I'm convinced that they do this on purpose when mad at me.
Shakie-Shakie #2: Slapping someone is also good. But it seems far less jovial than shaking. And I have a feeling that kind of thing is more effective (or only effective) in the movies.
