Corporate Speak

[pen_grunt]

I'm sitting back stage at a meeting.

The CEO comes up and starts out his speech: "So I was sitting in my room drinking..."

"...Err...I mean water..."

But it was too late, it was already funny. :)

I've developed a physical reaction to the phrase, "Paradigm Shift".

*Gag*

Comments

Welcome Back

[(Anonymous)]

Welcome back to the blogosphere. Wow. Three posts in just a few days. You seem to have had some kind of paradigm shift. ;)

-Bjorn T.

Re: Welcome Back

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

It is a bit outside the box, it's true.

Re: Welcome Back

[(Anonymous)]

It is what it is. I'm sure your more frequent posts are all about leveraging the low-hanging fruit of your experience so you can upsell the teamplayers already drinking your Koolaid... if you know what I mean.

- Bjorn

[liquid-siftings.livejournal.com]

It's buzz-word bingo! time...

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

It's so very true. I have to wonder if people even know they're saying these things anymore...or if they just string a bunch of metaphors together and hope it comes out as a sentence...