Things we need at work: Tiny Horse; Midget.

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I was sitting at my desk this morning when a co-worker popped his head in, looking all surprised; "Missy! You're here!"

M: Yes, I've been here for a while.
CW: You didn't TELL me you were here.
M: Do you want me to come around and announce every time I'm here?
CW: Yes. Perhaps there could be a pony to do it for you?
M: A pony?
CW: Yes, a little miniature Shetland. And a midget.
M: Yes, of course, there must be a midget.
CW: It's really the only way to do such announcements.

I'm glad I work with people who are, on occasion, nearly as silly as I am.

Comments

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Hats! Yes, hats! Of course! I hadn't considered the hat question.

How could this have been overlooked? I obviously am lacking in pony-and-midget experience.