Letters and Conversations and Cat Things

[pen_grunt]

Dear Cats,

Thanks so much for puking behind the radiator. I'm still trying to figure out how and why, since I can barely fit my hand down behind there. Additionally, the radiator burns. It must have been some kind of projectile vomiting. Ingenious. The bonus for you, of course, is that things, when heated up, tend to smell. You love your own vomit. You're gross. Please refrain from doing this in the future.

Your Owner

Plus, a conversation:

*Thud*
*Thump, thump*
*Derrick shouting at the kitties*
D: GET out of there NOW!
D: Honey, what did you have in the garbage?
M: I just emptied it, why?
D: The cats are going nuts over it.
M: Oh, well I did clean up their vomit after I emptied the garbage, so there might be some of that in there.
D: Oh yeah, they might have eaten it again.
M: Gross.

Seriously? They don't even bother turkey parts or leftovers--or even tuna cans. But their own vomit? Delish.


On another note, haven't been on much--work has me pretty slammed for the time being. If we ever stop having meetings about projects, maybe I'll have time to get said projects done. It's a thought.

Comments

[lisa-e-is-me.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what's worse, your cats eating their own vomit (and yeah, warmed-up vomit, double gross) or our dog eating our cats' vomit. I think it may be a draw. It's times like this that I am glad to be a human.

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Pragmatically speaking, I think that it would be less gross to eat your own vomit than others' vomit.