Bleep

[pen_grunt]

Nadia has been watching RuPaul's Drag Race with me while I run.
The newer episodes are on Xfinity on Demand, the older seasons are on Prime.
We watch with captions so I don't have to turn it up really loud.

Before the lip-synch or challenge, RuPaul often says, "Good luck, and don't fuck it up!"

Of course, they bleep "fuck" on tv.

Nadia was DYING to know what was being said. I told her it was an adult word, and that words aren't bad, but you have to be old enough to know when to say the word and when to NOT use the word for adult words. She was intrigued.

Xfinity captions the bleep with asterisks.
Prime, however, captions the bleep with [bleep].

So Nadia is now CONVINCED she is getting away with something when she says, in a naughty whisper: "Good luck, and don't bleep it up!"

GASP.

Comments

[bertine.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha.

I just had Henrietta listen to the explicit version of Thrift Store.

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

Midget used to call people 'boboes' as if Bobo was a four-letter word. So her grandmother told her she couldn't say that any more. Which was when Midget began grumbling under her breath, 'B-o-B-o' at LP

[msmidge.livejournal.com]

Last night during the VP debate, my 5-year-old asked us if Mike Pence was "a piece of shit."

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Ruth is -gifted- and astute. Did you tell her yes?

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

I hope to establish similar fake word mythology. YOU SAID BLEEP!!!

[pen-grunt.livejournal.com]

Lol. I'm not actually concerned, much, about the swears. I let her listen to Lizzo, and RuPaul uses shit, bitch, damn, etc., freely.

[msmidge.livejournal.com]

Of course!

[newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase from urban poet LL Cool J's Momma Said Knock You Out...? Don't call it a (bleep)back, I've (bleep)ed here for years

[koyaaniisqatsi.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. That's hilarious. xD