Origin story

Tonight my sister and I ended up reviving our origin stories. You see, my dad would never tell us about much surrounding us being born. Because we weren't. According to him:

My sister was hatched.
I was found under a mushroom.
My brother was a K-mart blue light special.

It's funny how you don't realize how utterly bizarre your family memes are until you're explaining them earnestly to an 11 year old.