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pen_grunt ([personal profile] pen_grunt) wrote2015-04-23 11:17 pm

Pod baby

This is my baby in a pod:

(That is also her Pavlovian smile response to the camera.)


She is in the pod to measure her body composition. Specifically her fat percentage. This is because we're enrolled in a breastfeeding study at the U of M. I had a prenatal health survey, she had a one month check and now this is her 3 month check. She has one more at 6 months.

Her body fat is 33.9%--up from 19% at one month. Is this good? Bad? Normal? I don't know! Her data is setting the curve. The researcher indicated that it was on track.

During an appointment she is weighed many times. With clean diaper, without diaper, before feeding, after feeding. It's interesting because I don't normally know how much she eats or weighs.

She's put in the peapod machine and we can't touch the machine for two minutes. She is measured with calipers on her thigh and belly and arm and her little baby back fat. She is tape-measured around her head and chest and belly and biceps and thighs.
None of this she seems to mind.

They have me feed her there. I answer questions about breast dominance and hand dominance and sleep and exercise and when I got my first period. The researcher takes her for another hour while I answer questions about breastfeeding style and times, depression, sleep, and everything I've eaten in the last month.
They feed me snacks and juice or water or tea if I want it.

Two hours from when I feed her there, I pump from the right breast for a milk sample. (OMG. Hospital-grade pumps are amazing.)

During all this, the baby managed to poop on the changing table, the scale, the peapod, and all over the floor. She spit up on the couch and peed on the scale for bonus fun. I didn't feel bad; they are the ones that needed her sans-diaper.
She was really good otherwise, though.

They also weigh me.
They've added on to the study--if she had been born a little later they would also collect her poop to analyze her microbiomes. But the researcher said they'd need another consent form for that. I told her she could take all the poop she wanted, but alas.

And then I get a $50 Target giftcard for my time and milk and such. I'd do it for free for SCIENCE, but it's a nice bonus.

They asked if we'd like to be enrolled in future studies. Yes. Yes to all the research!

And now Nadia has been nursing for 40 minutes on and off because even though she didn't mind any of this, it was clearly a traumatic experience.

[identity profile] gwangi.livejournal.com 2015-04-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We were much too busy to do studies, but I am insanely jealous of you for this. My baby would be an outlier in all the categories, of course, and so they'd have to throw away her data, but still.

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-24 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, she'd probably still be in line with things like body fat percentage and such since it's proportional.

There is a baby in the study who is 13lbs at ONE month. Our baby clocked in at 13lbs at THREE months today.

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2015-04-24 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
During all this, the baby managed to poop on the changing table, the scale, the peapod, and all over the floor. She spit up on the couch and peed on the scale for bonus fun. I didn't feel bad; they are the ones that needed her sans-diaper.

GIT EM BABY GIT EM YESSSSS!!!11

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2015-04-24 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Had to Double-ThumbTM that.

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I was SO PROUD. (And so was she.) And I didn't have to clean it up. Projectile poop (there was a poop-cough) wherever you want, baby! Yeeeeeesssssss...

[identity profile] newlifeinstpaul.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Poop-cough?!?!? Holee...
I feel like that should--I dunno--fulfill a prophecy or something.

Or at least provide you Shaddap This Instant leverage once she's in her teens. Even better!

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-29 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
PROJECTILE.

On the carpeted floor.

I may have giggled just a LITTLE bit.
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[personal profile] smittenbyu 2015-04-24 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
lol..at the poop!!

D happened to walk by and see the first pic and went, "aww! How cute!" For the second pic, she got all serious and with a disapproving look said, "she is too small to be in a time-out!" :X

Disclaimer:I have no idea where she got that notion from! We don't have any pods laying about and it's been two years since we tried the time-out option and stopped when we were being put in time-outs!

And that's so great you are in a study!! All I did was some surveys. sigh. :)

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
re: time-outs - have you ever read "Matilda"? :)
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[personal profile] smittenbyu 2015-04-27 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We are raising a Matilda!! :P I absolutely loved all the Matilda stories (well, everything by Roald Dahl) and I so very much wish D enjoys them just as much. Mostly because, it will be a great excuse for me to re-read them! I was 10 when I read them!!

Just not going to read it to her right now as she has enough ideas of her own to drive us mad!! ha ha ha...

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahah! Excellent! One of my favorites as a kid, too.

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
For the second pic, she got all serious and with a disapproving look said, "she is too small to be in a time-out!"

That is HILARIOUS and adorable. :)

[identity profile] bertine.livejournal.com 2015-04-25 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I love this photo so much.

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
I like how the beanie makes her look like a baby thug. :) They have to put it on to keep her hair from interrupting the body density measurement somehow.

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm super curious about all this . . . what is "breast dominance"? And as to hand dominance, is that yours? Hers? Both? Something specifically related to feeding, or how does it relate to feeding? Do they share speculations about all this data with you?

Also, although I'm sure you're already schooling her in it, someday she will watch certain Star Trek episodes and have a few "ah ha!" moments!

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
:D

It's fascinating stuff.
Breast dominance: A lot of the time women will have a breast that seems to produce more milk than the other OR that the baby prefers to nurse from.
Hand dominance: Mine.
Correlation: Not sure. I think they're trying to see if people with a particular dominant breast also have that dominant hand (do right-handed people produce more milk on the right breast)--or not. She seemed a bit vague on that one herself.

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Gotcha. That's about what I figured, but - yeah! Fascinating!

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
re: poop: They are conducting studies with nekkid babies. Poop and other bodily fluids are part-and-parcel of the whole Genie Study Gig. :D

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
PS: If you're on the TC campus, I'd love to buy you lunch the next time you're there!

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
It is on the TC Minneapolis campus (can't remember the building offhand, but it's kind of by the hospital and the liberal arts buildings)! I don't go back until she's 6 months now, though. Not that that means we couldn't do lunch some day anyway.

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-27 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You name the day and it's on me. I'm guessing you're on East Bank, but I can meet you wherever. I have a particular obsession with Bona (Vietnamese) of late, but am totally open!

[identity profile] pen-grunt.livejournal.com 2015-04-29 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I like Vietnamese veeeeery much and have never been to Bona!

[identity profile] llythefaerye.livejournal.com 2015-04-29 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently if you like Pho (sp?) it's *the* place around here to go . . . I'm partial to the chicken with green peppers and black bean sauce, but I've never had a bad meal there. Quality-wise it reminds me of Kinh Do from back in the day (I haven't been there in years, so I can't speak to their current quality).