I've had people condescendingly laugh and tell me, "Oh, I've got to write this down now...you'll see!" when I speculate that I'll probably get more sleep with a new infant than I do now. (When THEY ask about how I'm doing/sleeping.)

But I'm not quite sure how many fewer than two or three hours total per night they think I'm supposed to get.

It's 5am now 6 am and I've been up for an hour two hours because I made the mistake of going to bed before 3.

FML. Not looking forward to being at the in-laws' for the next two nights.