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While in the process of researching and writing my script last night. I came across these jokes. It's really not socially responsible to perpetuate the spread of such utter corniness...but I'm not in the mood to be socially responsible. So have at it.

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? According to Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands..

Q: How many scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They use them as controls in double blind trials.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks for the drink. He asks how much? The bartender says "for you...no charge"

Two hydrogen atoms were out walking.
Suddenly one said,
"I've lost my electron!"
The other one asked,
"Are you sure?"
Said the first one,
"I'm positive!"
pen_grunt: (Spock)
My dad's joke:

Do you know how some people are like Slinkies?

[No, how?]

Well, they don't really do much, but it still makes you smile to push them down the stairs.

*spurt*

(Yah, it's bitter, bitter Minnesotan humor right der.)

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